1. Screw Bruce Springsteen (I'm your man):
I thought about you for a while.
I stop myself when I start to smile.
You know there'd be some way I win.
Lather you up and stick it in.
You know I'm really sensitive rather than just some stupid kid.
I like to lie, you like to laugh.
I'm funnier than Danny DeVito, that is no lie there's no way I'm making this up.
I can make you so happy, believe me, this seems so right, there's no way I can fuck this up.
There must be something I can do, to get myself into your under-roos.
Make you think I'm fucking tops, show you to my Dr. Spock, get naked at any cost, screw Bruce Springsteen, I'm the boss!
I like to lie, you like to laugh.
I'm funnier than Danny DeVito, that is no lie there's no way I'm making this up.
I'd make you so happy, believe me, this seems so right, there's no way I can fuck this up!
DROP IT!
Maybe not today x4
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe fucking never at all.x4
2. Give it up:
Take me, lonely, lazy, fall out of my routine.
I used to want the life you had cause you had everything.
Now I'm lonely and scared, does anybody care? Does anybody give a fuck?
Now I'm lonely and scared, does anybody care? Maybe I should give it up.
Pamela, Pamela, we both know you're better off alone.
Pamela, Pamela, couldn't you have left my life the way it was?
When you were gone I was confused but not surprised.
I know you'll do what you want to, only with another guy
Now I'm lonely and scared, does anybody care? Does anybody give a fuck?
Now I'm lonely and scared, does anybody care? Maybe I should give it up.
Pamela, Pamela, we both know you're better off alone.
Pamela, Pamela, couldn't you have left my life the way it was?
Take me, lonely, lazy, fall out of my routine.
I used to want the life you had cause you had everything.
Now I'm lonely and scared, does anybody care? Does anybody give a fuck?
Now I'm lonely and scared, does anybody care? Maybe I should give it up.
Pamela, Pamela, we both know you're better off alone.
Pamela, Pamela, couldn't you have left my life the way it was?
3.Ugly Friend:
The girl of my dreams is now walking away.
I wish i got more than a glance.
I don't have a car or play the guitar so i probably don't have a chance.
I'd get a tattoo of your name just for you to call me up on a date.
I'd sleep by your feet, I'd be real discrete, I'd try not to keep you awake.
I ask the question why am i stuck in the closet with the ugly friend again, sick and tired of the 3rd wheel syndrome.
She screams stay away, I feel like Screech in a Saved by the bell re-run, so why don't you stop and give me a chance.
Give me an answer then I'll go away.x4
Go!
At the end of the longest line. X2
(Spoken)
So I'm at this party and this girl's talking to me, she's like “hey man, what's going on?”
I'm like “Ah, not too much.”
And it's kind of weird cause this girl's talking to me and I'm all kinda, you know, the kid who doesn't get talked to.
I'm the short one, right.
But she's all “yeah, you're kind of cute, well actually you're not cute but your friend's kind of cute.”
And I'm like “what's wrong with me? What I'm too short for you? I'm not good enough for you?”
I said “I'll fight you, I don't care I'm a man of the 90's!”
I'll punch a girl, I don't care, I'll fight a girl.
What?
4.Tijuana Crack Whore:
I was eating Lucky Charms on a Friday afternoon, my friend Jose ran in on me.
Sweat poured from his greasy face, "The Pigs!" he screamed, they're gonna deport me.
Not long after that, two muscle head cops said my friend raped some chickens.
You could tell by the look on his face that we both had to go, Viva La Mexico!
World comes back, and asks for me, I wont hesitate to leave this place behind.
I'll never miss Feliz Navidad, I'll never miss the tacos I had.
I'll never miss my burning piss when I had those bad Coronas.
Lets go!
I was kicking my own ass, he was eating weeds while I carried the coffee beans.
So long since i have seen a bath but all the soap in the world wont get rid of this dirt mustache.
El Guapo fucked me up real bad, my poncho was ripped, how much time do I have.
My passport, my key to freedom and liberty El Presidente said "Honky, you never leave"
World comes back, and asks for me, I wont hesitate to leave this place behind.
I'll never miss the conquistadors, I'll never miss, the shit on the floor.
I'll never miss the burly mustache on the chi-ca I found out was chi-co.
5.Swingin' on a vine:
I tried too hard just to find the words, but my pea-sized brain just wouldn't let me.
I'd scream like a giraffe if i thought it'd make you laugh.
Oh shit, out come the wolves, i think they're gonna eat me.
Fart real loud I'm really hairy, don't be scared, I'm not that scary,
Pull your hair because i love you.
Could be someone worse above you.
I'll be Tarzan and you be Jane. We'll spank that monkey until it bleeds.
When i see you i think cupid, don't screw with me I'm not that stupid.
With that look on your face, i think you've had enough of my balls hanging out of my loin cloth.
I didn't think you would care, if i ate bugs out of my hair.
I'll save that for the jungle, i guess I'd better stop.
My teeth are gross, I smell real funky, but I'm cuter than the monkey.
Love at first sight, damn I love you.
I'll swing by if you want me to.
I'll be Tarzan and you be Jane. We'll spank that monkey until it bleeds.
When i see you i think cupid, don't screw with me I'm not that stupid.
Where's that monkey when i needed him the most? x8
I'll be Tarzan! x4
6. Undercover:
I'm the toothbrush that nobody uses.
I'm the tissue you always throw away.
I'm chocolate that nobody eats.
The light on your ceiling, I watch you when you sleep.
I'm sitting in my underwear, thinking about you.
(Whoa oh oh)
I know you don't see my but, you're still in my view.
In the bathroom, in the stereo, makes no difference cause I'm (undercover) x2
In the cupboard where no one can see me.
I'll be hiding in your Living Color CD.
I'm the jeans you never wear cause of the ripped knees.
I'm in your TV set you always think you're watching me.
I sit in my underwear, thinking about you.
(Whoa oh oh)
I know you don't see my but, you're still in my view.
In the bathroom, in the stereo, makes no difference cause I'm (undercover) x6
7. Entropy:
I wake up in the morning, kiss your shrine then I'm gone.
I stop to think of what we could be, I wont let those dreams die.
I rented taxi driver for us, you've got plans that's alright.
Your with that prick you call a boyfriend I just wanna save you, you're mine.
A second look would be nice, I'd hoped you stay here for the night.
This can't be Entropy, must be a dream.
I have every note that you gave me, restraining order and all.
Remember the pet names you gave me: psycho, asshole, retard.
I don't want to know, that its over now.
I didn't think your father noticed me slappin' off on your front lawn.
A second look would be nice, I'd hoped you stay here for the night.
After all, you and me
And some day I'll make it so right
I'll fix this breaking up inside
This could be, this could be, not you and me
A second look would be nice, I'd hoped you stay here for the night.
This cant be Entropy, not you and me.
8. First Mate:
For thirty days, I swept the decks with rags on.
For thirty nights, I slept with my eyes open.
I knew that captain took a liking to me, I didn't think I'd be first mate, literally.
I'd stick my fingers in electrical sockets, too bad they weren't invented yet.
'Sposta to be on the SS Minnow, I ended up on SS Gay Pirate.
I would jump ship but I'm afraid of piranhas, I'm the closest thing to feminine.
Wheres my Ginger and Mary-Anne?
They've been replaced by Blackbeard and Ivan.x2
I don't wanna dance naked for food again.
Give me a raft and I'll be gone.
I miss my family, the holidays.
Christmas songs ring in my head!
9. Iesha (another bad creation cover)
On the playground, that's where I saw this cutie
This girl was swinging and she looked so fly
On the monkey bars, we climbed up to the top and
She held my hand, that's where I fell in love
Iesha, You are the girl that I never had
And I want to get to know you better
Iesha, You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you
We played Nintendo, This was her very first date
I didn't wanna make it seem to fly
We ate cheerios, She couldn't stay out at late
Her mother told her to be home at nine
Iesha, You are the girl that I never had
And I want to get to know you better
Iesha, You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you
Threw down my books, went up to the door
Pressed the bell, what was in store?
Iesha came out with a smile
She ain't worth the while
So I passed her a lollipop and a letter
Told her so lets keep this a secret
Now remember Iesha, only u can keep this, peace
Don't be so mean x2
Yo Dallas man
(Yo, what up?) do us a favor right
Bring the track and give us a little something to dance to, man!
(Alright, check this out)
Iesha, You are the girl that I never had
And I want to get to know you better
Iesha, You know I want you so bad
And there's nothing anyone can do
To keep me away from you
10.When it comes to fuckin':
When it comes to fuckin, I'm undoubtedly the best.
The hair starts at my balls and it goes up to my chest.
I'm the master of romance, the secret's in my pants.
So ladies please step up and get your Grade-A hunk of beef.
Bet Don Juan's never seen a mother fucker quite like me.
I'm a born monstrosity, I'm the butcher of my breed.
Let's go!
(Hey Trev, tell em how it is!)
Okay!
Kinda like my uni-brow I'm hairy and I'm long.
From Istanbul to Southeast Asia girls are on my dong,
One look at my cack, there's no going back.
I'm a fan of all the women young, big, old, and small.
If it bleeds it can be butchered, rump roast for all,
Twenty-five, eighty or eight, restraining order wont get in my way.
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