
Chock full o' Angst
You think I give a shit who you are?
(whoa oh oh)
You think I care how immature you think I am?
(whoa oh oh)
Just keep your self-righteous comments to yourself
(whoa oh oh)
Look in the mirror, you're more fucked up than I am
Sick of hearin' things
(I'm too good for you)
You're not too good for me
(I'm too good for you)
Dissapointed, I know,
(I'm too good for you) I know
Look at pretty me
(Same verse and chourus x3)
I'm too good for you x5
Project X
My sophmore year I had a friend Nick
and when he walked by in gym class
we used to turn our heads away
he didn't socialize
because he'd note our eyes
when he sweat he stunk like a pig yeah,
we would turn our heads way
Everyone said his right guard went left and
I still say his armpits they smell like death, man x2
Remember what I say x3
My sophmore year I had a friend Nick
and when he walked by in gym class
we used to turn our heads away
he didn't socialize
because he'd note our eyes
when he sweat he stunk like a pig yeah,
we would turn our heads way
Project X (project x)
A secret operation to get rid of Nick's stench x2
Remember what I say x3
I can smell his stench from across the room
Nose up in the air
x2
Project X(project x)
A secret
operation to get rid of Nick's stench x2
Remember what I say x3
GO!
Project X x9
Ready to die
I sold crack at my projects
I'm ready to die
Now I've got a record contract
I'm ready to die!
Sure as hell beats sellin' smack
I'm ready to die (ready to die!)
Now I got a record contract
I'm ready to die (ready to die!)
So what's the point of looking at me?
Staring at me?
Now that I've got my boys around me
(woo woo woo)
So what's the point of looking at me?
Staring at me?
My ankle bracelet's gone
Now I'm out, now you're dead!
(ready to die) (ready to die)
I saw my best friend choke
I'm ready to die (ready to die)
He was bludgeoned by Tone Loc
I'm ready to die (ready to die)
So what's the point of looking at me?
Staring at me?
Now that I've got my boys around me
(woo woo woo)
So what's the point of looking at me?
Staring at me?
My ankle bracelet's gone
Now I'm out, now you're dead!
READY TO DIE! X4
Until your album bombs x7
Until your album bombs, you're dead
We're ready to die x4
(plus an uncounted number of backround Ready to die's)
Lightpost Red
I'm hangin' with lightpost red
I'm hangin' with lightpost, lightpost
I was damaged when the tide came in
I'm hangin' with lightpost red
I'm hangin with the big balls blue
Goin' through this shit because of you
I'm here with lightpost red
I'm here with LET'S GO!
Be with you on the weekends
But you're far away
You're far away, yeah
Balls caught in a vicegrip
Cause you're far away
You're far away, yeah!
My pants hang low, where'd you go? x4
(repeat twice)
I'm hangin' with lightpost red
I'm hangin' with lightpost, lightpost
I was damaged when the tide came in
I'm hangin' with lightpost red
I'm hangin with the big balls blue
Goin' through this shit because of you
I'm here with lightpost red
I'm here with LIGHT POST RED!
We like solos in our songs x2
My pants hang low, where'd you go? x4
Knucklehead
(intro from the Goonies)
Always lookin' down on me
This can't be worth five dollars, twenty-five cents
My family thinks I'm suicidal
Damn, man look at this fucking shape I'm in
That fat bastard keeps on bitching at me
Spirit's going down
I just can't take this shit no more
Somebody kill me now
A knucklehead, a knucklehead
A knucklehead I am, I am
A knucklehead, a knucklehead
A knucklehead I am, I am
Pumpin' gas for seven hours
Toxic fumes are fuckin' with my head
Seein' purple lepracahns
My parent's think I'm smokin crack, I need to quit
That fat bastard keeps on bitching at me
Spirit's going down
I just can't take this shit no more
Somebody kill me now
A knucklehead, a knucklehead
A knucklehead I am, I am
A knucklehead, a knucklehead
A knucklehead I am, I am
Two minutes of your life
Pick it up x3
We're happy guys and we play happy songs, that's about it
In this particular tune there's no swears in it
One hundred twenty seconds goes real fast
And that's a fact
It's two minutes of your life and you won't get it back
SO LET'S GO!
Everybody watch it go
Everybody watch it go
Everybody watch it go
two minutes of your life! x4
We're happy guys and we play happy songs
But sometimes we do say "Fuck"
But that's okay we got your attention
You can stop your bitching, cause you just payed 5 bucks
Everybody watch it go
Everybody watch it go
Everybody watch it go
two minutes of your life! x4
We're happy guys and we write happy songs
And that's all that we can do! x4
And if you don't like it?
FUCK YOU!
Everybody watch it go
Everybody watch it go
Everybody watch it go
two minutes of your life! x4
Faker than a blonde Puerto Rican
I never knew which way to go
But now I think I do
Some leather here, a piercing there
A big Black Flag tattoo
I guess I'll preach my punk rock shtick until it's ringing in your head
Hope no one remembers you used to listen to the Grateful Dead
You're faker than a blonde Puerto Rican
Punk is dead , fuck you
You're faker than a blonde Puerto Rican
I see you at every show
You know you really make me sick
One day you'll come to realize your punk rock shit ain't worth dick
You want to be different and unique
Well hey, that's swell
Moron, don't you know you look like everybody else?
You're faker than a blonde Puerto Rican
Punk is dead , fuck you
You're faker than a blonde Puerto Rican
Punk is dead, fuck you
You're faker than a blonde Puerto Rican
Punk is dead , fuck you
You're faker than a blonde Puerto Rican
Someone just stole my nose ring!
That asshole hurt my feelings!
Punk is deadx3
Sure is dead
Punk is dead
punk is dead
punk is dead
And you're next x6
White Hats INC.
So what I don't have a leather jacket?
So what I don't have a mohawk?
Even if I did, in your eyes I'm just a joke!
White hats, White hats Incorporated!x4
I'm not who you want me to be, I'm not who you want me to be!
White hats, White hats Incorporated!x4
Am I punk yet? Am I punk yet?
LETS GO!
White hats, White hats Incorporated!x4
White hats!
SMACKIN' ISAIAH
bobby played with lucy's four annoying children
isaiah was left
but bobby had much older friends that would come over
this arguments not over yet
and then one day
all the plumbers ran away
there was havok in the streets
from a distance you can hear
the women screaming
falling onto their hands and knees
bobby's dad the architect
was much much older
than he would admit anyway
certain words
would piss him off and make him angry
alternative and oj
and then one day
she went out and saw
two bodies lying in her car
from a distance
you can see
the blood dripping on
her new converse sneakers
isaiah was left
bobby had much older friends that would come over
this arguments not over yet
are you scared yet x4
bobby played with you
isaiah was left
bobby had much older friends that would come over
this arguments not over yet
You Bent My Wookie
smacked my nuts
bathroom door
holy shit i'm gonna puke
i go unzip my pants
and dribble piss onto my shoes
i make my
grand exit
i'm bleeding but i don't care
its moisty
i'm frightened
it's drippy in my underwear
today i made some brownies
burned my hand on the stove
turned on the faucet
hope the water's cold
scolding pain coming up my arm
steam starts to rise
here's the fire alarm
get a band-aid
get a band-aid
stand close to me i'm gonna fall x4
grab a towel
soak this up
before somebody hurts themselves
white knuckles
belt buckles
too loose to hold the smell
stomach hurts
i gotta go bad
no time to wipe the seat
no towels for wiping
mom's gonna be mad at me
just see these lines
throughout the seat
what's inside
i don't know
dripping paint coming down my leg
start to paint it
i'm starting something
on the seat yeah
stand close to me cause i'm gonna fall x8
THE OTHER GUY
in a drunken stupor
he's on his way out
and no one cares
all the medals now
mean nothing
you can't hock your tears
his mind is fading
the balance is changing
like a tree in the wind
only this one has splintered
he has a monopoly on
all his petty memories
but these dreams mean nothing
nothing to them
crossing the line
that defines social status
the outcast that laughs at us
is crying
he's on the corner peddling for
change
not change for a bite to eat
but change for society
his only friend the one
that they called willie
is gone
he takes another sip
a broken hip a snap
and then a scream
the bottle meets the lips
sheer agony
a treasured paradise
was promised
he grabs his crucifix
he's never prayed much harder in his life
the sight of this
unwanted man
is enough to make god cry
he is the other guy
the other guy
crossing the line
that defines social status
the outcast that laughs at us
is crying
he's on the corner peddling for
change
not change for a bite to eat
but change for society
the other guy x4
THE CRUSADE
somehow we've ended up at no decision
a unity of children trying to rule the world
searching for the promised land
we've lost our grasp on what we demand
we're working without a net today
follow the leaders pay no mind to the pipers
shouting orders now
the soldier marches on
on assimilate the masses
assimiliate the classes
the cloud has burst and now
it's pouring down
somehow we've ended up at no decision
a unity of children trying to rule the world
searching for the promised land
we've lost our grasp on what we demand
and we're working without a net today
the fires been set
and violence fans the flames
simple millions suffer
while the giants play their games
ideas and ideals
conquer and invade
fallen into rank in the
name of the crusade
i'd say you want
something
i'd say you want
something
i'd say you want
i'd say you want
somehow we've ended up at no decision
a unity of children trying to rule the world
searching for the promised land
we've lost our grasp on what we demand
and we're working without a net today